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Home maintenance checklists

Every home needs the same boring upkeep, just on different schedules. Here's what to do, how often, and what it costs to skip, down to the jobs you never knew were jobs. Sorted by season, or by the part of the house it lives in.

Every house runs on the same handful of jobs. The trouble isn't knowing how to do them, it's remembering they exist before the thing they prevent goes wrong. A filter, a flush, a clear-out: dull, cheap, and a good deal cheaper than the repair that turns up when they're skipped.

Two ways to read these. By season tells you what to get on with now, while the weather still lets you. By part of the house works through one system at a time. Either way, each job comes with a straight answer on how often it actually needs doing, and what it costs you when it doesn't get done.

The third little pig did the boring jobs on time. His was the house left standing.

By season

By part of the house

How often should you…

Every job, with a straight answer on how often it needs doing.

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Or let Grumpty keep the list

Grumpty is a free home-maintenance app. It turns up with this list already written, tracks the dates, grumbles when each job is due, and rolls it forward the moment you mark it done.

No card, no account to see your list.