How often should you mulch your beds?

Grumpty's answer
Every 12 months
Why bother
Thin mulch lets weeds in and dries the soil out. A thorough-tier job. Skippable when life's busy, worth it when it isn't.
Why it's a range
Top up to a couple of inches rather than on a fixed clock. Sunny beds want it yearly, shaded ones can go two.
When to start thinking about it
A few days' warning does it. Grumpty grumbles 5 days out, then leaves you alone. Mark it done and Grumpty sets the next one, every 12 months, so you can go back to forgetting it exists.
Let Grumpty remember it for you
Add it once. Grumpty tracks the date, grumbles when it's due, and rolls it forward the moment you mark it done. No spreadsheets, no sticky notes, no forgetting.
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