How often should you deep-clean your carpets?
Grumpty's answer
Every 12 months
Why bother
Ground-in grit wears the fibers and voids the warranty. A thorough-tier job. Skippable when life's busy, worth it when it isn't.
Why it's a range
Pets, kids, or heavy traffic pull it to every six to twelve months.
When to start thinking about it
A few days' warning does it. Grumpty grumbles 5 days out, then leaves you alone. Mark it done and Grumpty sets the next one, every 12 months, so you can go back to forgetting it exists.
Let Grumpty remember it for you
Add it once. Grumpty tracks the date, grumbles when it's due, and rolls it forward the moment you mark it done. No spreadsheets, no sticky notes, no forgetting.
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